Testing blog posty goodness
A Clockwork Origin
I can explain. It’s very valuable. We’re rescuing ya. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Well I’da done better, but it’s plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. OK, if everyone’s finished being stupid. You’re going back for the Countess, aren’t you?
The Problem With Popplers
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don’t pay you or let you go. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. You lived before you met me?!
- Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
- Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
The 30% Iron Chef
Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
The Why of Fry
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Say what? Who said that? SURE you can die! You want to die?! I can explain. It’s very valuable.
- I never loved you.
- Bender, you risked your life to save me!
- You wouldn’t. Ask anyway!
- You know, I was God once.
Less Than Hero
You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Okay, I like a challenge. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! You wouldn’t. Ask anyway!